“- Garson Jones: Dumping toxic waste into the aquaduct does not, and will not, affect the water supply for this town.
- Mortimer Lutz: Right. Pretty soon we'll all be glowing in the dark along with that fool.”

Martin Landau - Garson Jones
Bill Osco - Mortimer Lutz

“I think we need a responsible body of people that can actually represent us rather than Big Business. This body of people must not allow the introduction of anything into our environment that is not absolutely biodegradable or able to be chemically neutralized upon production.”
Steven Seagal - Forrest Taft

“- Jill Young: So, this is L.A., huh? Everything looks the same. How do you know where you are?
- Gregg O'Hara: It's easy. The ocean's that way, the mountains are that way, Mexico's that way, and Canada's that way. You don't have to worry about the rest; you'll never see it through the smog.”
Charlize Theron - Jill Young
Bill Paxton - Gregg O'Hara

“- Softball Player: Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.
- Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.”
Conrad Goode - Softball Player
Jim Carrey - Hank

“Well, fuck my ozone.”

Jim Carrey - Hank