“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Oscar Madison: I think I figured out where we are.
- Felix Ungar: Where?
- Oscar Madison: In a Clint Eastwood movie.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!”
Pauly Shore - Bones Conway

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Paul Atreides: Is it true, that the sand can blow at seven hundred kilometers per hour?
- Dr. Wellington Yueh: It can render flesh to dust in minutes. And these dry winds can generate tremendous static electricity in the atmosphere.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Paul Atreides
Dean Stockwell - Doctor Wellington Yueh