“- Todd Maher: How does that Cinnabon taste?
- Walter Mitty: Great.
- Todd Maher: That's frosted heroin, what you're eating, my friend.”
Patton Oswalt - Todd Maher
Ben Stiller - Walter Mitty

“- College Boy 2: Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?
- College Boy 3: [Mouth full of drugs] Call Guinness!”
Joey Kern - College Boy 2
Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3

“- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: Hey Jeff what are you doin?
- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: Fuckin' nothing, man. I'm eating jelly beans.
- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: Whoa jelly beans can I have...
- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: No you can't have any fuckin' jelly beans! You think you're the only one who gets sick when he doesn't get his jelly beans? Boundaries man...”

Jay Baruchel - Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ
Jack Black - Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ

“What are you? New? Eat dinner before you take drugs.”
Rachel True - Beth Anderson

“- Ann Krausheimer Smith: Eat your soup dear.
- David Smith: There's something wrong with that soup.
- Ann Krausheimer Smith: It's your imagination.
- David Smith: Why doesn't the cat eat the soup?”
Carole Lombard - Ann Krausheimer Smith
Robert Montgomery - David Smith