“- Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here?
- Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was beer.
- Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from beer.
- Chris: Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Thomas Sadoski - Chris

“- Customs Man: Do you have anything to declare?
- Teddy: Two gallons of rum, and a considerable amount of cocaine!”
Robert Easton - Customs Man
Marjoe Gortner - Teddy

“- Security Guard: What the hell gets into you people?
- Robert Boyd: Drugs and alcohol.
- Security Guard: I got no problem with that.”

Russell B. McKenzie - Security Guard
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.”
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“- Tom the Bartender: How about a drink? You look like you could use one.
- Paul Hackett: You don't happen to have any powerful aphrodisiacs back there, do you?”
John Heard - Tom the Bartender
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett