“He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education. Come on, it's the only education we got.”

Vin Diesel - Xander Cage

“- Bryce: I've got over 150 hours between flight simulation games, models.
- Terry Sheridan: And in the real thing?
- Bryce: Two.
- Terry Sheridan: Two? Well, you're only going to fly it once I'm out, so I hope you remember your two hours well.”

Noah Taylor - Bryce
Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan

“- Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
- Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
- Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
- Billy Madison: You know something? You suck!”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“You should forget females. Stick to Nintendo.”
Kadeem Hardison - Antoine Tyler

“- Josh: I'm much better at video hockey.
- Paul: That's not a sport.
- Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
- Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat.”
Tom Hanks - Josh
John Heard - Paul