“- Rose O'Reilly: Come on. I can't help you unless you show it to me. Sweetie just show it to me.
- David Clark: Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants?
- Casey Mathis: We've all seen a dick!”

Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Emma Roberts - Casey Mathis

“Being genius is not enough, it takes courage to change people's hearts.”
Dimiter D. Marinov - Oleg

“If you had a chance to change a situation would you take it?”
Jason Mitchell - Eazy-E

“No, change is hard. No, marriages don't change.”
Jean Smart - Eileen, Kay's Friend

“- Jessie Montgomery: Some fairy godmother you are! I thought you guys were supposed to turn maids into princesses, and shit like that.
- Stella Winston: Some maids deserve to be princesses. Some princesses deserve to be maids.”
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston