“- Sarah Harding: I'm sick of scratching around in rock and bone, making assumptions about the nurturing habits of animals that have been dead for 65 million years. Then you fill my head with stories. Of course I came down here.
- Ian Malcolm: Stories of mutilation and death.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Shareholder: I wanted to be veterinarian.
- Longfellow Deeds: Cool. Why did you want to do that?
- Shareholder: I wanted to help sick animals.
- Longfellow Deeds: And what do you do now?
- Shareholder: I own a chain of slaughterhouses.”
Dion Anderson - Shareholder
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

- Lloyd Christmas: My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.
- Mary Swanson: That's nice.
- Lloyd Christmas: I got worms!
- Mary Swanson: I beg your pardon?
- Lloyd Christmas: That's what we're gonna call it. "I Got Worms"! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

“- Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
- Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
- Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
- Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
- Scott Evil: You always do that!”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“Rats want job. Frog want job. What next, penguins?”
Louis Zorich - Pete