“- Drew Halbert: What are you doing?
- Jesse: Making a call. Willy likes the sound of my harmonica playing. When he hears it, he knows it's me.
- Drew Halbert: So you think you're gonna play that sound on the hydrophone.
- Jesse: Uh huh.
- Drew Halbert: And he's just gonna come running.”
Annie Corley - Drew Halbert
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“- Peter Pevensie: He said he knows the faun.
- Susan Pevensie: He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything!”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie
Anna Popplewell - Susan Pevensie

- Paul: You know, the bonobo chimpanzee is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
- Jimmy: Where do you find the time to watch "Animal Planet"? I'm with you 25 hours a day!
- Paul: [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“We can't win the old ball game unless we have teamwork. And that's where every John Doe comes in. It's up to him to get together with his teammate. And your teammate, my friends, is the guy next door to you.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe