“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?”
Joaquin Phoenix - Garry

“There's still so many things I don't know. If a piece of knotted string can unleash the wind, and if a drowned man can awaken, then I believe a broken man can heal. Headline: Deadly storm takes house, leaves excellent view.”
Kevin Spacey - Quoyle

“Frost is trying to trigger a fuckin' vampire apocalypse. There's some kind of vampire God he's trying to resurrect.”
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“- Dr. Terrence Bey: Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am so very sorry. It was an accident.
- Dr. Terrence Bey: My girl, when Rameses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”
Erick Avari - Dr. Terrence Bey
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan