“- Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?
- Richie: Never had a date.
- Clark: Never talked to a girl.”
Jon Lovitz - Mel
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters

“Speaking of shoes. You know what I was thinking I'm... You know I, I would like to have a... some shoes next to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - Detective Eddie Flemming

“- Sue Storm: Remember our first date here? God, I was nervous!
- Reed Richards: You know, I'd bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep the place open late.
- Sue Storm: Really?
- Reed Richards: Mm.
- Sue Storm: I gave him twenty!”
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Jessica Alba - Sue Storm

“- Rita Robbins: Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Well, that's up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.”
Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko