- Matt: Maybe it's one of those love numbers.
- Felix Bean: What? Like "I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year"?
- Zach: Yeah, but these numbers are 213147.
- Felix Bean: Oh well, I guess she wants to be with you three days a week, 21 hours a day, 147 days a year.

Paul Soter - Matt
Steve Lemme - Felix Bean
Jay Chandrasekhar - Zach

“7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.”
Harland Williams - Hitchhiker

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Edmond Dantes: There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times.
- Abbé Faria: But have you named them yet?”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
Richard Harris - Abbé Faria

“- Harry Lime: [holding up three fingers on one hand] Marv, how many fingers am I holding up?
- Marv Merchants: Uh, uhm, eight?”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants