- Carol: God says to Adam: "Adam, I have something for you, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg". Adam thinks for a moment, then decides: "What can you give me for a rib?".
- Kathy: That's funny. Where did you hear it?
- Carol: From the Bible.
Cameron Diaz - Carol Faber
Amy Brenneman - Detective Kathy Faber

“I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“Reincarnation - life after death - mumbo-jumbo of all kinds has been highly commercial throughout the history of book publishing. The first printed book... was the Bible.”
Matt Ross - Dan

“I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.”

Bob Gunton - Warden Norton