“The words go together: champion and pussy. Champion, pussy. Just think about it. It's a natural.”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

“I hear you're from Georgia - where the women are women, and the sheep get nervous.”

Roger Clemens - Opposing pitcher

- Ted: Spanish girls tend to be really promiscuous.
- Fred: You're such a prig.
- Ted: No, I wasn't using "promiscuous" pejoratively. It's just a fact. They have completely different attitudes toward sex.
- Fred: Well, I wasn't using "prig" pejoratively.
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“- James Reece: Isn't it part of French tradition that the woman cooks while the guy watches TV?
- Caroline: Well, things have changed since the Middle Ages, you know. Now it's exactly the contrary.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - James Reece
Kasia Smutniak - Caroline

“Women would have us believe that they are the victims; that we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome?”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway