“- Thasi: You're no ordinary fighter.
- Jake Donahue: Thanks... I'll add you to my personal fan club.
- Thasi: It's not meant to be a compliment.”
Ong Soo Han - Thasi
Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

- Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
- Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
- Tone: That would be a waste of time...
- Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Chris Pedersen - Bunker
Anthony Kiedis - Tone
Vincent Klyn - Warchild

- Molly: Have you gone mad? There is never, ever an excuse for hitting another person. What is going on?
- Ray: She was laughing at me because her "au pair" said that my new nanny was a slutbag whore.

Brittany Murphy - Molly
Dakota Fanning - Ray

“- Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
- Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.”
Owen Wilson - Drillbit Taylor
Nate Hartley - Wade

“Come on, get up! Get on that line! Get on that line, LaRusso! You're worthless! Your slope teacher's nothing! Get up, man! You're no champion! Get up! You suck, LaRusso! You suck, man! And your teacher's karate shit! You hear me! It's shit!”
Sean Kanan - Mike Barnes