“- Joe Miller: [after being propositioned] What, you think I'm gay?
- Young Man in Pharmacy: [confused] Aren't you?
- Joe Miller: [irritated, looks down at his clothes] Do I look gay to you?
- Young Man in Pharmacy: [looks down at his clothes] Do I look gay to you?”
Denzel Washington - Joe Miller
Andre B. Blake - Young Man in Pharmacy

“- Armand Goldman: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
- Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
- Armand Goldman: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

“- Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. it's not brown...
- Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.”

Dee Nelson - Decorator
William H. Macy - Walt Price