- Chichina Ferreyra: I'd like for you to stay like this: silent. I want to look at you; I won't see you for a long time. I will wait for you, but don't take forever.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Define "forever".
Mía Maestro - Chichina Ferreyra
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“Felix, I've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.”

Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon

“- Therapist: George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?
- George: I don't know.
- Therapist: What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a ready teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?
- George: I'm a ready teddy yo.”
Peter Michael Goetz - Therapist
Gene Wilder - George

“- Frank Harris: Baby, you and me... I can't have that in the real world. I can't live without you. But I can't be with you. What do you do, huh? What do you do?
- Lonette: Well, we're just going to have to pretend, then, aren't we?”
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris
Candi Milo - Lonette