“- Gloria Swenson: In exactly twenty seconds I'm going to startshooting through that door, so get down on your stomachs!
- Phil Dawn: Gloria, what are you doing?
- Gloria Swenson: I'm saving your life, stupid.”
Gena Rowlands - Gloria Swenson
John Adames - Phil Dawn

“Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure, just start spraying.”

John Goodman - Bill Sanford

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh

“- Cole Younger: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
- Woman: Why?
- Cole Younger: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Robin Christian-McNair - Woman

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

Richard S. Castellano - Clemenza