“- Ned: You're not talking to people you don't know, are you?
- Jonah: Uhh, you mean potential pedophiles?
- Ned: Mm-hm.
- Jonah: Just ones that live around here.”

Liev Schreiber - Ned
Ezra Miller - Jonah

“I do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.”
Matthew Macfadyen - Mr. Darcy

“- Assistant Mechanic: Never heard of no one so shit-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town.”
John Diehl - Assistant Mechanic
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Well, hell, boys. I'd damn sight rather be hung by my friends than by a bunch o' damn strangers.”
Robert Urich - Jake Spoon

“Kiss me fat boy!”
Tim Curry - Pennywise