“Every time anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship. They practically never had sex again. It's true, it's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.”
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Farmer Ted: This information cannot leave this room. Okay? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
- Samantha: No problem.
- Farmer Ted: I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
[Samantha chuckles]”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

“- Major Anya Amasova: But James, what will our superiors say?
- James Bond: They're never going to know.”

Barbara Bach - Major Anya Amasova
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“That's the one thing you don't do. You don't tell her you took Viagra. I'm pretty sure that's on the warning label.”
Robert Smigel - Barry

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Shelly's already told me all about sex.
- Harry Sultenfuss: She told me too. I mean, she told me she told you about sex. I - I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
- Vada Sultenfuss: I figured you did.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss