“- Mr. Axelrod: You're gonna let her walk away?
- Tripp: I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod. Now, I'm going after her.”
Adam Alexi-Malle - Mr. Axelrod
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
- Ed Hocken: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.”
Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews

“Women act like men, then they complain men don't want them.”
James Marsters - John