“Baseball cards? I love baseball cards! Got 'em, got 'em, need 'em got 'em, got 'em got 'em, need 'em, got 'em…”
Howie Mandel - Maurice

“God... if You can hear me, please... send me one real baseball player. That's all I ask. And if you can't grant me that then... well... you might as well just strike me dead right here and now.”
Scott Bakula - Gus Cantrell

“Are we not in America? Isn't Baseball America's favorite pastime?”
Kelly Preston - Jane Aubrey

“Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.”

Lenny Clarke - Uncle Carl

“If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's outta here.”
Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle