“You should get married and raise large family. Once you have large family, all other troubles mean nothing.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
- Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
- Reuben Feffer: What?
- Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“- Willie: What's wrong?
- Lipton: I come from a broken home.”
Sally Kirkland - Willie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Lipton

“Hitler uses his fantasies to inspire his followers, but for Schmidt, it is not fantasy. For him, it is real. He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man.”
Stanley Tucci - Abraham Erskine

“For fifteen years, everybody told me I was making it up. Everyone said it was just a story. There's no such thing as the Boogeyman. But I was right.”

Barry Watson - Tim