“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Give me your goddamn licence!
- Luke Duke: What license?”

Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Robbie Hart: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
- Sammy: They were cones!”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Allen Covert - Sammy

“- Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes.
- Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.”

Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
Bubba Smith - Moses Hightower

“- Harry Hogge: I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
- Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
- Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.
- Cole Trickle: What for?
- Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.”
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle

“- Emory Leeson: Take me away from here. I’ll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!
- Stephen Bachman: I have to go.
- Emory Leeson: You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.”
Dudley Moore - Emory Leeson
Paul Reiser - Stephen Bachman