“I don't know what's worse, church or jail?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- Hannah Wald: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas Hill: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“- Rufus: I'm telling you, man, this ceremony is a big mistake.
- Cardinal Glick: The Catholic Church does not make mistakes.
- Rufus: Please. What about the Church's silentconsent to the slavetrade?
- Bethany: And its platform of noninvolvement during the Holocaust?
- Cardinal Glick: All right, mistakes were made.”
Chris Rock - Rufus
George Carlin - Cardinal Glick
Linda Fiorentino - Rufus

“Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.”
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
- Alejandro Murrieta: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta