“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl
and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
John Barrymore

“Everyone promises you happily ever after but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Tom Baxter: I love you. I'm honest, dependable, courageous, romantic, and a great kisser.
- Gil Shepherd: And I'm real.”

Jeff Daniels - Tom Baxter
Jeff Daniels - Gil Shepherd

“You know what rebound is? That business of trying to get over one love by bouncing into love with somebody else? It's fine, except the rebound is rarely the real thing.”

Cecil Cunningham - Aunt Patsy

“Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love... does not conquer all.”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman