“- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
- Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Molly Shannon - Anita

“Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?”
Richard Lewis - Prince John

“- Wang Chi-Yang: What do you know of marriage? What do you know of women?
- Wang Ta: Sir, what did you know of marriage and women when you married my mother?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father and married the woman he chose for me.”
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang
James Shigeta - Wang Ta

“When men get around me, they get allergic to wedding rings.”
Eve Arden - Ida Corwin

“- Alex Forrest: Why is it that all the interesting guys are always married?
- Dan Gallagher: Or maybe that's why you find them interesting, the fact you can't have them.”
Glenn Close - Alex Forrest
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher