“We are all corpses here! This rendezvous is one of the musical graveyards of the town. Caters to zombies hopping around with dead hearts and price tags for souls.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons

“- Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
- Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?”
Richard Carlson - Geoff Montgomery
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“Daddy, that dead man tried to eat me.”
Christian Burrows - Little Chuck

“- Eddie: You just tried to take a bite out of my arm!
- Johnny: I'm sorry, Eddie. It was just gonna be a little bite.”
Danny Zorn - Eddie
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

- Johnny: It's because I'm dead, isn't it. That's why you won't go out with me.
- Missy McCloud: Don't insult me.
- Johnny: You're afraid of what people might say, aren't you. Behind your back, everybody whispering: "There goes Missy and the dead kid!".
Andrew Lowery - Johnny
Traci Lind - Missy McCloud