“- Silas P. Silas: You're an asshole.
- Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
- Jamal King: No I said idiot.
- Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
- Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
- Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
- Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Obba Babatundé - Dean Carl Cain
Redman - Jamal King
Justin Urich - Jeffrey

“I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.”
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“- Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this?
- Mr. Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.”
Ricky Harris - Ray
Dann Florek - Mr. Mehlor

“High school is not a democracy. Teachers don't wait.”

Jay Thomas - Coach Bill Meister

“- Professor Neuman: You see, this is us, and we're travelling around the sun-- that's a one-point-three million mile trip, every year! You might say that each and every one of us is a crewmember here on 'spaceship earth'.
- Kid: When would we say that?
- Professor Neuman: Anytime... dinner... literally anytime.”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman