“- Nurse: Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.
- Chris: Oh, Doctor, we're looking for our friend.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Your friend? Which one is he?
- Chris: Um, he's the one with the stab wounds.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.
- Chris: What?
- Dr. Nuhkbane: I'm sorry. Your friend is dead.”
Marcia Bennett - Nurse
Sam Moses - Dr. Nuhkbane
Elisabeth Shue - Chris

“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“- Cade Yeager: What are you doing?
- Jimmy: Dying!
- Cade Yeager: It was a bean bag!
- Jimmy: A bean bag? I felt it go through me!”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
Jerrod Carmichael - Jimmy

“- Charlie: Did you check her pulse?
- Josie McBroom: Well I assumed that when you have an axe lodged in your skull, your pulse tends to bottom out on you.”
David Schwimmer - Charlie
Alice Eve - Josie McBroom

“- Unknown henchman: I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying.
- Timothy: Continue dying. Out.”
Craig Bierko - Timothy