- Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.
- Nick the Greek: Uh?
- Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get?
Vas Blackwood - Rory Breaker
Stephen Marcus - Nick the Greek

“- Jake: Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out.
- Mama Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him!
- Francis: Stupid.”

Robert Davi - Jake
Anne Ramsey - Mama Fratelli
Joe Pantoliano - Francis

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
- Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“- Policeman: This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
- Evil Sender: With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage.
- Policeman: The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect!”
Scott Kraft - Policeman
Sir Christopher Lee - Evil Sender