“I fell asleep without realizing it. And when I awakened, there were all my relatives speaking in low tones and saying nothing but the kindest things about me. Then I knew I was dead.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Demetrius Hicks: Why are you still alive and your homies are dead?
- Overdose: I was in the attic.
- Demetrius Hicks: Doin' what?
- Overdose: Hidin'.
- Demetrius Hicks: What kind of coward shit is that, man?”

Larenz Tate - Demetrius Hicks
Malieek Straughter - Overdose

“- Roger: You're not going to die.
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm 93.
- Roger: I had a great-uncle who lived to be 102.
- Sherlock Holmes: Well done. That seals my fate. What are the odds that you would know two men who would live that long?”
Milo Parker - Roger
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“- Alan: I was so upset when my grandpa died.
- Phil: How'd he die?
- Alan: World War II.
- Phil: Died in battle?
- Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“We're not just an uncle and a niece. It's something else. I know you. I know you don't tell people a lot of things. I don't either. I have a feeling that inside you there's something nobody knows about... something secret and wonderful. I'll find it out.”

Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton