It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden", she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes". She was a church goer.
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil

“Those days whenever I had half a dollar that didn't belong to the butcher, the landlady or the street car company, I'd go to a concert”

Deanna Durbin - Abigail Martin

“Is that why you're here, Colonel? Some kind of post-Vietnam experience like you need a rerun or something? You pour a hundred twenty million bucks into this place, you turn it into a military zone, so what, so you can have chopper parades in the sky?”
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.”
Harry Anderson

“Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun.”
Clark Griswold - Clark Griswold