“If a girl says she's on the pill, you use something anyway. Pill ain't going to keep your dick from falling off.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles

“- Rozalin Focker: Well you know, honey, many unplanned pregnancies happen because the man is such a sexual dynamo, and the woman craves his sperm on an unconscious but very powerful level.
- Greg Focker: Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.”
Barbra Streisand - Rozalin Focker
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“When most governments in the developed world introduced legal sanctions to strictly license pregnancies, which was why robots, who were never hungry and did not consume resources beyond those of their first manufacture, were so essential an economic link in the chain mail of society.”
Ben Kingsley - Narrator

“God damn! That thing's got more holes than my daddy's rubber.”

“My contribution to birth control.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lt. Raymond Tango