“You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

“I'm strictly a female female and my future I hope will be | In the home of a brave and free male who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl like me.”

Nancy Kwan - Linda Low

“Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautiful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.”

Bob Odenkirk - Saul Goodman

- Artemus Gordon: She's a breath of fresh ass.
- James West: Pardon me?
- Artemus Gordon: What?
- James West: You said "ass".
- Artemus Gordon: No, I didn't. I said "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air".
- James West: Let's just get some shut ass.

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“I've always enjoyed ladies who take great pride in themselves.”
Max von Sydow - Leland Gaunt