“- The Crook: I was only in it for the birds after the show.
- Woman with ants on face: You, Steve Jones, are nothing but a walking dildo doing a good plumbing job. You'd swim through a river of snot, wade nostril deep through a mile of vomit, as long as you thought there was a sexy cunt at the end of it - and those cunts!”
Steve Jones - The Crook
Jean Warren - Woman with ants on face

“What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“- Mr. Herbert Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
- Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
- Mr. Herbert Garrison: What did you say?
- Eric Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... how would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison
Trey Parker - Eric Cartman

“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?”
Teresa Hill - Shannon
Denise Richards - Jana

“All of you can kiss my rebel dick.”
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday