“First of all I ain't a teacher. Second I'm in a real shitty mood. And third no law says I can't make it my business.”
Mark Dacascos - Louis Stevens

“Cool people have feelings too.”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece

“- Alfred Kralik: You treated me like a dog.
- Klara Novak: Yes, but instead of licking my hand, you barked.”
James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“I think it's a sad loss that men have such an aptitude for love coupled with such an inability for managing it properly.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“- Andy Fiddler: I haven't met anyone that I didn't become friends with... eventually.
- Derrick Vann: Really? Because I haven't met anyone who's ass I didn't kick... eventually.”
Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann