“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Give me your goddamn licence!
- Luke Duke: What license?”

Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Retired Doctor: How'd you say this happened?
- Jon: My father accidentally put the car in the wrong gear and then he accidentally got his foot stuck on the accelerator.”

Mal Jones - Retired Doctor
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes.
- Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.”

Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
Bubba Smith - Moses Hightower

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road.”
Joseph Fiennes - Laurence