- "Wishy": If I'm the one that gets killed, get twenty-five beautiful girls to walk around me.
- "Doc": Why?
- "Wishy": If I don't get up, then you know I'm dead.
Lou Costello - "Wishy"
Bud Abbott - "Doc"

“- Professor Moriarty: Each second a few more drops leave your desiccated body. And you can feel them can't you? You're perfectly conscious aren't you, Holmes?
- Sherlock Holmes: I shall be conscious long after you're dead, Moriarty.”

Lionel Atwill - Professor Moriarty
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- George Dupler: How did he die?
- Freddie Dupler: I don't know... brain haemorrhoid?
- George Dupler: Brain... haemorrhage?”
Gene Hackman - George Dupler
Dennis Quaid - Freddie Dupler

“- Harker: Oh... my... God! There's so much blood!
- Professor Van Helsing: She just ate! Hit her again!
- Harker: Oh no... I can't...
- Professor Van Helsing: How much blood can she have left? She's almost dead!
- Harker: She's dead enough.”

Steven Weber - Harker
Mel Brooks - Abraham Van Helsing

“Blood must be answered with blood.”
Nick Nolte - Learoyd