You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“- Danny: That's nice underwear.
- Carla: Yeah. I got it from my sister's closet.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.”
Maura Tierney - Sally Mannis
Ray Romano - Handy Harrison