“In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one.”
Sean Penn - 1st Sgt. Welsh

“I've had it with men. They are so fascinated by their own crap. It took me four years to get the last one out. These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed.”
Alfre Woodard - Lily

“I think the hardest thing about relationships with men is that they always want to be the ones in control. The minute a woman asserts herself and starts doing things that she wants to do, all that sweetheart business goes right out the window.”
Dana Plato - Jill Martin

“Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a
second demolishing it brick by brick.”
Candice Bergen

“- Annie Banks: He's an independentcommunications consultant.
- George Banks: Independent?
- Annie Banks: Yes.
- George Banks: That's code for unemployed!”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks