“- Abe Sapien: She's like me! A creature from another world.
- Hellboy: You need to get out more.”
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Giselle: Oh, you have such strange ideas about love.
- Robert Philip: Maybe we should just do what you do. You meet, you have lunch, and you get married.
- Giselle: Oh, you forgot about happily ever after.
- Robert Philip: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.”
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“- Patrick Verona: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
- Katarina Stratford: Is that right?
- Patrick Verona: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.”
Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona
Julia Stiles - Katarina Stradford

“- Oscar Novak: As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. Then, she elbowed me in the face. Then, we both threw up. Then, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
- Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
- Oscar Novak: Pretty much.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- Mary: I'm honest, whaddya want? I say what's on my mind and, if you can't take it, well then fuck off!
- Isaac: And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?”
Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac