“- Miter: You know what I am Bozz? I'm a butcher.
- Bozz: Yeah, we all butchers, Miter.
- Miter: No, I'm a real butcher.
- Bozz: Shit, you haven't killed anyone yet.
- Miter: God damn it, Bozz, I mean a real butcher. Back home I cut meat.”

Clifton Collins Jr. - Pvt. Miter
Colin Farrell - Pvt. Roland Bozz

“You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten.”
Danielle Panabaker - Layla

“- Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!
- Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?
- Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.”
Jerry Stiller - Uncle Max
Nathan Lane - Timon

“He's a sharp tooth! We're not his family! We're his diet!”
Anndi McAfee - Cera

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl