“- Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
- Josie Geller: Hear one.
- Rob Geller: Whatever.”
David Arquette - Rob Geller
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Rene: Do you really wanna know?
- Brodie: I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role; the concerned guy.”

Shannen Doherty - Rene
Jason Lee - Brodie

“If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“How does a lunatic like you help a guy like me?”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“Sam, whatever you've been through, multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach