“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“Ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“- Gordie Boggs: What about Wendy? She digs you!
- Sean Dawkins: No... she's too much like one of the guys.
- Gordie Boggs: That's bad?
- Sean Dawkins: That's gay.”
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins

We can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes”.
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Bubba