“- Irv: Dig where I'm coming from. I'm coming from two gold medals. I'm coming from nine world records in both the two and four-man events. I'm coming from ten years of intense competition with the best athletes in the world.
- Sanka Coffie: That's a hell of a place to be coming from!”
John Candy - Irv
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie

“You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential? When I ignore you... then you worry.”
Christine Dunford - Coach Davis

“- Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.”

Henry Winkler - Coach Klein
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“He can block, tackle, score the touch down, snap the ball, and kick the extra point. Hell, the boy will fill up the Gatorade cooler, walk the dog, and paint your back porch.”
Grover Coulson - L.V. Miles

“Wingate is what you'd call a finesse pitcher. Relies on control, accuracy, not speed. They time this kid's fastball with an hourglass!”

Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle