“- Frank Flannagan: Aren't you a little too young for that?
- Ariane Chavasse: I was about to ask you a similar question. Aren't you a little too old for that?
- Frank Flannagan: That hurts! First you save a man's life, then you stab him. Is that kind?”

Gary Cooper - Frank Flannagan
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse

“- Thasi: You're no ordinary fighter.
- Jake Donahue: Thanks... I'll add you to my personal fan club.
- Thasi: It's not meant to be a compliment.”
Ong Soo Han - Thasi
Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

“- Mr. Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
- Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?”
Thurston Hall - Mr. Bel-Goodie
W.C. Fields - Larson E. Whipsnade

- Johnny 5: Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me, call me "craphead"?
- Fred Ritter: They like you. They like you. Craphead is a compliment.
- Johnny 5: Oh...
Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
Michael McKean - Fred Ritter

- Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery: You can't say that. That is a diss. I ain't no ox moron.
- Bill Rago: No, no, no not “ox moron”, schmuck! Oxymoron.

Kadeem Hardison - Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago