“As long as there has been... one true God, there has been killing in his name.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Sir Leigh Teabing

- Alfred: He's a very committed environmentalist.
- Steve: Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.
- Alfred: Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people".
Alfred Molina - Himself
Steve Coogan - Himself

“Have you ever stared into the eyes of a religious fanatic, Baron? Suicide and martyrdom are often the same thing.”
Giancarlo Giannini - Padishah - Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV

“Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.”
Tim Roth - Thade

“- Alice Marshall: Why did you kill him?
- Ivan Korshunov: Because I believe.”

Liesel Matthews - Alice Marshall
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ivan Korshunov