“They are doing things on the screen now that I wouldn't do in bed. If I could.”

Bob Hope

“When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.”
Tim Allen

“- Cole Trickle: There's nothing I can't do with a race car.
- Harry Hogge: Well, that's the difference between you and me. There's only so much I can do.”
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

Calling me “sir” is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.
Sunshine Parker - Emmet