“- Malcolm: How do you know they can't breed?
- Wu: Because all the animals in Jurassic Park are female. We've engineered them that way.”
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
BD Wong - Wu

“- Surplus Store Owner: Why don't they call you guys officer-esses?
- Sandra: I beg your pardon?
- Surplus Store Owner: Like actress. Something to signify... you know.
- Sandra: I guess they feel a police officer is a police officer. Not a... you know.
- Surplus Store Owner: Okay then. Sorry I couldn't have been helpful, officer-ess.”
Frederic Forrest - Surplus Store Owner
Rachel Ticotin - Sandra

“- Elizabeth: I miss my son.
- Bree: Mom, you never had a son.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“- Bree: God, my cycle's all out of whack.
- Elizabeth: You don't have cycles!
- Bree: Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple little pills.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth

“I never would have guessed it. That she was a transexual. Not that I'm judgemental mind you, people are all different. I'm bisexual for instance.”

Christopher Bowen - Hamilton