“- Alan: I was so upset when my grandpa died.
- Phil: How'd he die?
- Alan: World War II.
- Phil: Died in battle?
- Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“I fell asleep without realizing it. And when I awakened, there were all my relatives speaking in low tones and saying nothing but the kindest things about me. Then I knew I was dead.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Demetrius Hicks: Why are you still alive and your homies are dead?
- Overdose: I was in the attic.
- Demetrius Hicks: Doin' what?
- Overdose: Hidin'.
- Demetrius Hicks: What kind of coward shit is that, man?”

Larenz Tate - Demetrius Hicks
Malieek Straughter - Overdose

“- Richard Temple: Wise man. Oysters can kill, you know.
- Durward Lely: Oh, unquestionably!
- Richard Temple: I had an aunt, choked on a scallop at Herne Bay.
- Durward Lely: Really?
- Richard Temple: Tragic.”

Timothy Spall - Richard Temple
Kevin McKidd - Durward Lely

“I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother of course, but I don't think that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens